Roddy Forsyth: soap opera surrounding Hugh Dallas episode reeks of nasty opportunism, Telegraph, December 3, 2010:
The truth, at last, is out there and Scottish football is in turmoil, although it took disruption to the fixture card to bring the whole sorry mess into the open.
This goes back to the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, of course. The oil has gummed up the ocean bed and switched off the North Atlantic Current, which keeps Europe from freezing.
We are at the start of a new Ice Age. You don’t believe it? OK, what game are you going to watch this weekend?
In lieu of a match programme, you might want to read the findings of Dr Gianluigi Zangari, theoretical physicist at the National Institute of Nuclear Physics in Italy who says that the Earth’s central heating system has broken down because of the oil spill.